He'll Be Back

The convergence of fame and power occurs when a person demonstrates leadership, performs with remarkable acting talent, and lives with strong values, affecting people in such ways that they are entirely captivated by this particular person.  A few characters in our society are capable of embodying this rare marvel as the requirements are strict, thus limiting the number to solely the most supreme beings. A remarkable example is demonstrated through the life of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a man who took hold of both reigns of business with no concern for consequence.

Australian born, five-time Mr. Universe winner Schwarzenegger launched his career at the age of fifteen before entering the United States, unknowingly becoming California’s most noteworthy Governor. Already maintaining, regulating and expanding his own dynasty under his belt, he ventured into the world of politics to add another notch to his previous successes. From weightlifting battles to an impressive acting career, Arnold had it all, and was becoming a phenomenon to Americans. Though he had built stardom as a single man, he eventually married Maria Shriver, and was immediately welcomed into the politically-dominating, democratic Kennedy family. This powerful man just became Superman in a matter of “I do”, in which his acting sphere just united with the political bubble.

In order to be the best, one has to have an incredible resume for the position. However, how does one use a resume of acting and bodybuilding for becoming the Governor? The unlikely candidate for the position is not only an action hero, but triumphs the battlefield of business and philanthropy. Once elected “Governator”, Schwarzenegger stumped those with doubts and concerns by providing them with visible proof he could succeed. The first several years in office included efforts towards global warming solutions, investments, cleaning the environment and marketing. A man on the run, Schwarzenegger traveled the world “promoting California-grown products, cutting-edge technologies and the state’s diverse travel destinations.” Only in office for six years, Arnold has renovated California into a healthier, more educated environment with the passage of laws while making fitness a priority we should all focus on. With every additional positive outcome to his actions, the more power and influence is expended, and even more worldwide expansion of his title.

Arnold’s ability to be a husband, a father, an actor and a politician are mainly attributed to his laid-back childhood in Austria and current lifestyle in my hometown, Pacific Palisades, CA. He is able to maintain a stable life at home with his wife and four kids, keep control of an entire state, and stroll into Starbucks wearing Hawaiian shirts in Brentwood every Friday morning followed by a slew of security and black escalades. Is this unruffled quality about him what enabled Arnold to morph from actor to governor? The childhood and upbringing Arnold had must have taught him a lesson or two about life, juggling the lemons you are given, and doing something for others. This incredible patience Arnold executes with his multi-business lifestyle make him who he is, and are what amplify his societal power. Though he was enamored by the celebrity life and a Hollywood career (the life people only dream about), the merging into the Kennedy family provided him with the courage and strength to fulfill his duty and true passion. He left future paychecks and movie posters to fulfill a position for the citizens, which is why his noteworthy and selfless actions are doted upon. Though not blood related, Arnold became part of the Kennedy lineage, and his drive to create a better California soon became a reality when he was elected to govern.

Publicity truly can make or break someone on the rise, especially when the timing is precise and the media is flowing. When running for Governor, tabloids came out bashing Arnold for his past use of steroids and sexual encounters in hopes of diminishing his goals. Aggressive work and proper handling of the situation resolved the issues, turning tabloid titles from “Why Arnold Can’t Run for Governor” to “Make Arnie President”. He got what he had wanted, and will forever be remembered as one of the most powerful, influential “American”s for his astonishing ability to handle such a hectic schedule.

Well known for his ambition, Arnold is a determined Australian, and no distance or hurdle can stand in his way. With the authority he has, Schwarzenegger could carry the world on his sleeve (not because of steroids or Mr. Universe titles). Will Arnold become President of the United States? No one can read the future, and only time will determine the outcome. He is strength, he is authority, and I can bet this eminent man "will be back.”

Applaud Celebrities, Admire Role Models, and Mimic the Hybrid

What does it take to become an impact- by definition, a meaningful, affecting person to others- in our present society? You see, the world is now more self-involved, self-centered and ignorant than ever before. Alright, maybe that’s simply just L.A., maybe a little bit of New York City. But to be honest, we have progressed from our admiration and praise of technological innovators and economists to the more entertaining, glamorous and physically attractive. Celebrity figures today have the most lasting influence on us, and though we know it's wrong that their lives are now associated and intertwined with power, we continue to accept this change and further our love for it. However, what do you get when you combine intelligence with fame?

Our outlook on life has changed since the 1900s when scientists were known as the topics of conversation, the genius’, the “celebrities” of the old days. Nowadays, we focus on the individuals who have made a spectacular hybrid of their celebrity life with their intelligence, determination, and multitudes of information to share. Though sometimes we can’t fathom their thought process when they were on their journey to becoming, for example, the first famous, female, African-American talk show host, we can still retrieve more life lessons by seeing the view from their eyes. The outcomes that affect us are what cause these people to be praised, not only because they are famous, but also because of their important life lessons and the mind-enriching education they have to share. 

When hearing the phrase “the most influential person in the world”, a few names come to mind; however, when hearing the name Oprah, anyone can gladly associate the two in the same sentence. From her beginning to present, the story of Oprah Winfrey is incredibly depressing yet happily uplifting, like a true tragedy that turns out to make you smile by the end. Raped, impregnated, and living in poverty with a teenage single mother, all are words that describe the most influential woman in the 21^st century, and at one point the only black billionaire. She turned her devastating rollercoaster of a life into becoming a television host and producer while contributing to charities and getting involved in Presidential campaigns. What a woman! Oprah is the epitome of a girl who started from scratch and built her own empire from the ground up. Determined to make a 180 out of the depressing and doomed hand in life she was dealt, she worked her way through radio stations and television appearances to soon make the lasting impression that would lead to her outlasting stardom.

Oprah is only one of the hundreds who has made such a forceful, positive affect on society and the way we act in our day to day lives. Their efforts and hard work build their status as phenomenal role models, which is why we look up to them. They have so much power, its unbelievable! With no one else to follow, why not mimic the actions of your favorite celebrity? This is why they have to be on good behavior at all times, because society is ALWAYS watching- More importantly, copying and imitating. If they do it, it must be cool. If George Clooney hosts a charity event for Haiti, then we should donate money and participate in helping the world as well. If Tiger Woods sleeps with fifteen women, it must be what men do when they’re older and have a family, right? Well, Tiger’s the odd exception that is still an ongoing debate on television, in the media, and causing him to lose all previous endorsements for the sudden release of his radical behavior.  It doesn’t happen so often when a top celebrity athlete endorser totally flushes his professionalism, name, trust and ego down the drain.  It’s comical how actions can trickle down to kids and adolescents, affecting them in more ways than imaginable. 

Regardless, these inspiring visionaries knew what they wanted in life from the beginning of, or even prior to, their careers. They wanted to see change to improve a situation that had affected them, and believed since no one else was taking charge or steering them in any direction, they would put the problem in their hands. It’s as simple as that. Well, individually they are more complex than a short statement. Their stories are intricate, difficult to fathom, and for some more than others, it is very hard to put yourself in their shoes. Poverty climbing the ladder to stardom. Literally, “rags to riches.” These people made an impact that at the time, unknowingly, would change the world. 

Stars Have Aligned

A soulmate is a person ideally suited to another as a close friend or romantic partner. Well, I think I may have just found my soulmate through the widths and depths of cyberspace. Sounds entirely nerdy, with the term cyberspace and the scientific connotation surrounding it, but it is partially true. Not implying any romanticism, but I think this blogger is seriously meant to be my ideal friend.

As I scrolled my way through this long list of websites that my soulmate counterpart, “Emmaismyname,” had bookmarked as her most frequent visits, I realized that this stroke of serendipity was becoming more and more exciting! Who would have thought that we would both have so much in common, in regards to my blog theme and my personal life outside of internet exposure, coexist so distant from each other, but on the contrary become tied through the connection of username and passions. The list continued, and with every additional website, I came to the conclusion we were just simply meant to be friends. She starts off with my ideal bloglist, similar to that of my own page, except her pages are a hybrid of blogs and entertainment websites. She includes websites such as Access Hollywood and a newfound one titled Pinkisthenewblog.com, which I now give a LARGE glance at from day to day. I am already learning much from this homogeneous girl.

Pen pal? Eh, not exactly. I’m not looking to become best friends and stay up late into the night chatting with a total stranger. I don’t even know if ‘she’ is actually a ‘she’ or a ‘he’. But the idea that we have the same goals when searching for our personal interests online is a fantastic concept. I wonder what she looks like, where she’s from, or even what she likes to do in her spare time. Does she enjoy my same hobbies? If we read the same articles online, we’re bound to have more in common than simply celebrity glancing. It is a strange thing to know that someone is out there, in this small world that appears to us as magnificently gigantic, mimicking our actions while we unknowingly mimic theirs.  But now is where the 21^st century technology kicks in and allows us to make electronic connections with people just like ourselves. Identical twins, not of appearance, but of soul. I’m starting to get the idea that soon enough our whole world is going to be connected in some way, shape or form. If we can see strangers’ interests and passions just by their bookmarked websites, and what they look at day to day when drinking their morning coffee or reading the mail, I wonder what will be next for us in the few years to come.

Finding a soulmate along the streets takes coincidence and some extreme star alignment. Horoscopes, luck and all. People search aimlessly until that one day arrives when the hopeful search in finding the man of their dreams disintegrates, and tears start pouring out of their eyes as the idea of failure slaps them in the face. To these people, their lives are over. Done. It will simply not get better from here. Many to most soon find that their lives are not a storybook fable from their childhood memories, and this is what the rationals like to call “reality.” And as we know, reality is somewhat of a bitch. A soulmate is one of the hardest ideas to fathom and even harder to discover. The technology created through the development of internet intertwines us all and allows for fate to become a much easier process. What would life truly be without the grandeur of internet? We would for sure, no question, be wandering nomads. No doubt about it. No friends, no love, and no life. We’d have to communicate in person... weird. WHAT WOULD WE DO!? Thank you God, yet more importantly Tim Burners-Lee, the creator of the World Wide Web, for making our days a little easier and a lot more worthwhile.

Trifecta

Imagine and Achieve, Dream and Become   (Paper 1: Hello, World)

Hello to all of you! To the people interested in the lives of those who hold high regard in our society, to the starstrucks and to those of you who rapidly flip through websites and magazines for the most recent updates of the “Gods”. Yes, if you are reading this, I’m referring to you. You love it, you love the drama, the good, the bad, the everything. You inhale celebridrama like an infamous Sprinkles cupcake. These websites feed your cravings for the mind. Some of you may think this blog is a lower level addition to blogs already existing about celebrities’ daily events. WARNING: IT IS NOT! This is similar yet a tad more intellectual, and after reading your daily dose you feel smarter, wittier, and all around celebrity savvy about important people in this country who started with little and built their way to an empire. The people determined to see their dreams come to reality. With a little help from talk-shows and comparable blogs, I am here to give you background of incredible individuals. I am here to demonstrate how they overcame struggles and went beyond the sole idea of stardom to obtain their goals. These people wanted more than a title, they wanted the satisfaction of being a meaningful person with a positive effect.

Have you ever gotten a parking ticket? Let me tell you, it sucks. On your car you see a little, white envelope resting beneath the windshield wiper. That is your parking violation. In the past, no one would know who, where or when someone received it. Now is an entirely different story. THANK GOD for TMZ, I know that Maria Shriver received a ticket, smiled at the cameras, and ran the next stop sign twenty feet ahead. All on video. Maybe she cared, but she was exposed as an ignorant wife of the Govenator with an “I don’t give a shit” persona. Paparazzi have invaded with a goal: Publically expose celebrities as people without morals or regard for consequence. The recent years of invasion give us even more insight to those who are constantly photographed, analyzed, criticized and scrutinized. It’s sad because Mrs. Shriver is actually a generous, heartfelt women. I’ve known her family for several years due to my father actually- (In case you don’t know, everyone from LA knows everyone in LA- It’s weird, but true. Through restaurants, businesses, friends of friends, you are all connected in the LA Bubble)- BUT to the rest of the television-watching youngsters of today, she is a bitch who doesn’t care about the law. The smallest things drive tabloid purchases, simply to read about the latest occurrences of “the hunted.” Why? Are we purchasing magazines to see if celebrities can do wrong? If they also gain weight? If they are cheated on, cheating on someone else, fighting, vacationing, living normal lives? We want to determine if they are super-humans or just simply humans.

In this game of photographs revealing what we think are 'the answers', the paparazzi are the prey, and the ones in the limelight are the unfortunate victims incapable of scurrying into the dark. The victims either hide or shine, depending how they want to be revealed. If a tiger escaped Cirque de Soleil, what do you suppose would happen? It would run and try to recapture life in its natural habitat to live as an animal should. In fear of past experience, it would try to escape the puppet lifestyle it lives by and find the place it can breathe without analysis or manipulation. Under the spotlight, actors, political figures and athletes don’t flinch in the wrong direction. Sometimes, however, a select few decide to take the road less traveled.

To start off this enjoyable five-month adventure, I would like to preface my point of view. No, I do not agree with celebrities committing crimes or gathering DUIs. Many know what happened between locked doors (cough fifteen locked doors), in November with Mr. Woods, yet want him to return to his career because he has talent. REALLY?? No offense, his shameful, degrading act should righteously put him out of his golfing business and family ties for years. YOU GO ELIN! I try to give an unbiased view now and then, yet I’ll most likely result to just giving my honest opinion. I find myself resembling a nice hybrid of talk show hosts: Chelsea Handler’s sarcasm, Ellen DeGeneres’ humor, and Dr. Phil’s sensitivity. I’m not going to be another paparazzi-esque figure bad-mouthing celebrities who just can’t get it together. This is for the good people who grabbed fame by the horns, and juiced their potential to its peak until it was dry. In the words of the wise William Arthur Ward, “If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.” They dreamt and achieved, imagined and became. From hosting charities, lending their help and building million-dollar empires, these are the people that fascinate me.

The Man, The Legend, The Illiterate Cuban   (Paper 2: Profile)

Everyone starts somewhere. Only a select few start at the top, and to be honest, it’s probably not you. Whether it starts with brewing complicated coffee orders at Starbucks or cleaning tables as a busboy, there are the average people who live their lives amongst many average people. It’s not glamorous- it’s just what it is. Though it seems hard, those minimum wagers do get by, minus the frivolous houses and flashy cars. Have you ever wondered if you’re life was significantly better? Not saying you should strive to become the next Picasso with your ‘art’ or the infamous Speidi– As information that would come from a soon-to-be-invented book “Celebrity Drama for Dummies”, Speidi is the equivalent of Spencer and Heidi Montag: the two people in Hollywood who became famous for, well, we’re not exactly sure why. But what if you could desert your situation and find that elegant, dreamy, stable life elsewhere?

When the tough gets going, people don’t want to deal with the tough and bail. Leaving your current situation for an easier outlet is generally seen as an unconventional, dangerous path that results in a moneyless situation and a bottomless pit of no answers nor back-up insurance plans. This why not many people take these types of risks. It’s like gambling in a casino where the odds are built to be against you. It’s just risky. On the other hand, there are some people that have faith and take the leap. And for even fewer, the leap turns out to be the million-dollar jackpot. One man gave it all up for a shot at victory. He had courage and endured strife as a gay publisher, trying to make a buck and a difference in East Coast publications. Not to be so cliché, but soon enough, his dream did come true and was appearing before his eyes on a computer screen.

His name is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., born and raised in Miami with Cuban parents and much to learn. He learned English once he attended school as an adolescent, and within years became a noted, celebrity reporter for his website “PageSixSixSix.com”. He was the Michelangelo of celebrity blogging, Though he dealt with accusations of illegal posts, copyright infringement and false information, he is currently claimed to be one of the greatest celebrity bloggers of our generation. According to ratings in April 2009, his website has been ranked the 491^st “most trafficked website on the internet” and 143^rd in the US. You may be baffled- “Who is this Cuban-American with a top-ranked blog?” His name to the world is Perez Hilton. He is legendary for his celebrity news, negative coverage, personal doodling, shameful photographs, and theme of “say all and hide nothing”. He is the queen of the celebrity “blogosphere”, his success rooting from his talkativeness and bright, open spirit. He left his BFA in drama at NYU, and like the googly-eyed youth craving Hollywood, headed for the beautiful lights of LA. He went from media assistant for the GLAAD rights organization to managing editor for gay magazine “Instinct”, and it only took him a few years before he started writing to the world. Perez wanted to mingle with celebrity culture, and after becoming a small part of the L.A. scene, he found this was the easiest manner.  His style is mature yet entertainingly childish. What makes his website enticing is his quick, interesting information, as he updates every twenty to thirty minutes, simultaneously adding personality and pizzazz with doodles. His captions and posts are humanly imperfect, which is what draws readers. Hilton’s personality shines through as he uses exclamation marks, question marks, capitalization, and curse words. He is gossiping through text messages to a friend about a recent scandal and dispersing it on screen. His news is based on spicy buzz and ongoing stories, making you crave his words now that he has become part of your life.

Mario reaches out to all with his quirky, eccentric attitude, which is the writing style I’d like to assimilate with my computer-generated journal. His website wouldn’t be ranked so high if his originality was recycled. His records demonstrate 8.82 million page views in a 24-hour period during its origin two years ago. The responsive comments range from five to two hundred or more for every photo. An example of his diction and style can truly be depicted through recent posts regarding the belligerent, sassy actress, Lindsay Lohan. He reports a picture of her as she relaxes in the back of her chauffeured car, yet reportedly hits a paparazzi, leading to another dramatic case of “LOLhan.” The hilarity of his posts lies in the sarcastic comments, such as “high as a kite,” as he describes the occurrence. This technique allows you to see his perspective while remaining politically correct and not making accusations that could potentially be false. Another intriguing website tool is his own, personalized rating system. When reporting on the big winners of the music industry for the collective 2009, he not only gives information on albums sold and chart records, but creates categories for “Hits and Misses” such as ‘Blockbuster’, ‘Big Hits’, ‘Disappointing’ and ‘Bombs’. The captivating factor is that he says what you think, never to be announced in another source of media. A category at the Grammy’s titled “Terrible Music Award” simply wouldn’t exist. This is why his edginess and freedom of speech allure people, who also enjoy criticism and want to read a compatible thought process.

He has so many fans, and so little time to react, write, and draw before competing news outlets. He gives us laughs and conversation starters. He is the man on his computer at all times like white on rice. Thank you, Perez Hilton, for making us chuckle when we think our lives are often times an utter embarrassment. At least we know you won’t report it to the media.

Goodbye Conservative, Hello Honesty!   (Paper 3: Voice Critique)

Digs up the Hollywood dirt. Fearless. Pink Hair. Yes, I am talking about the queen of gossip, PerezHilton.com himself. He is the loony, eccentric man who seemingly knows absolutely everything, often times a little too much. His diction is unconventional and slightly strange, yet intrigues the millions of viewers and draws them to his hot pink website day to day like a moth hypnotized by light. He is always there, reliable like a parent, to comfort you with his pictures, doodles, odd choice of capitalization, punctuation and made up words. The website header represents the Hollywood Hills sign, yet has replaced it with his “name.” I find this metaphorically resembles how he thinks of himself- he IS Hollywood. He represents it. He knows it. He breathes Hollywood! His sarcasm bleeds through the black words on the page like an open wound. I can see his humorous outrage over the idiocy of celebrities leaving a club intoxicated, or his utter happiness when he is able to provide a story to his audience right off the streets like freshly baked cookies out of the oven. You can see through his excitement that he takes pride in his information and tells the world with a sassy revealing.  Like a five year old to another, tongue sticking out and a look of pleasure in his eyes: “I’m right. You’re Wrong.” Can you see it? Yes, that kind of attitude. There are a handful of examples of his quirky character combined with this sense of “I’ll do and say whatever I want.” In one post alone, he uses multiple exclamation marks, and creates a dictionary of his own (not gonna lie to you, I do this all the time, as do numerous other children in Generation Y who are to lazy to say long words. So, we just mash them together), all while feeding us what we’re rummaging through the internet to find. He reveals:

“…resulting in over 50 arrests for drunk and disorderly behavior, and 6 ambulances being called to the venue to take care of the drunks and the drugged.

Holy SHIZ!!!

As if the story couldn't get any crazier, Inspector Mike Coleman, apparently one of the most CHILLAX cops ever, insists the amount of debauchery was "not bad, (for) a full moon and a nice hot night."

No one over fifty would comfortably speak these words, let alone know what they mean or how to translate them into proper English. The reason we are fascinated with his language is because it’s how we speak, it’s how we communicate. His choice of words and short stories can often be related to a secret code. Something fun for us to engage in that only a certain age group can understand. Perez delivers quality and credibility with his proof of photographs. He is never without a visual, which is the most crucial part! Honestly, would you read a magazine if it didn’t have pictures? We were raised by picture books from the age we could open are eager eyes, and the excitement still occurs years later. He curses. He draws scandalous artwork. He announces a statement and puts it out for us tigers to rip it apart. He is simply there to give you his point of view and have you agree with him by the end of the statement. He’s manipulative but creative. He knows how to create a response with his kooky titles and blatant opinions, which keeps his audience coming for their daily vitamins from the “juice.” On an article for Kristin Cavallari, he reveals his disgust with her with a powerful coupling of words and extreme bias. He doesn’t care. He has no regard for consequence. And we love it. He stated:

 “We say, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!! Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you're with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you're getting your own show!”

His posts are hypnotic as he uses subliminal messaging with aggressive words like “blame” and “bitch”. Scandalous? Yes, which is his competitive advantage above similar websites. Legally and against their will, news stations and politically formal websites can’t reveal personal opinions. Legally for Perez- Well, he Is his own rulebook. He wrote the rulebook. He is the creator of a mature R-rated picture book, and he is unstoppable. Goodbye conservatism, Hello honesty!! (Finally). He makes his stories accessible, and just enough for daily fulfillment. Not too much, not too little. Like a drug influence on an adolescent, one time keeps them wanting more. Just one more time, they say. Right? No. So Wrong. Many more times. Like a Pringle: Once you pop, you can’t stop! He might damage your time, but like chicken noodle soup, he’s undoubtedly good for the soul.

Goodbye Conservatism, Hello Honesty!

Digs up the Hollywood dirt. Fearless. Pink hair. Yes, I am talking about the queen of gossip, Perez Hilton. He is the looney, eccentric man who seems to know absolutely everything, often times a little too much of everything. His diction is unconventional and slightly strange, yet intrigues the millions of viewers and draws them to his hot pink website day to day like a moth hypnotized by light. He is always there, reliable like a parent, there to comfort you with his pictures, doodles, odd choice of capitalization and punctuation, made up words (pretty sure he’s making these up off the top of his head as he’s jabbing away at his keyboard). The boarder represents the Hollywood hills sign, yet has replaced it with his “name.” I find this metaphorically resembles how he represents Hollywood- he IS Hollywood. His sarcasm bleeds through the black words on the page like a wound reopened. I can see his humorous outrage over the idiocy of Lindsay Lohan leaving a club intoxicated, or his utter happiness when he is able to prove a story right when it is noted as wrong in the tabloids. You can see through his excitement that he takes pride in his information and tells the world with a sassy manner of revealing.  Like a five year old to another: “I’m right. You’re Wrong”. That kind of attitude. There are a handful of examples of his quirky character combined with this sense of “I’ll do and say whatever I want.” In one post alone, he uses multiple exclamation marks, and creates words by combining them (not gonna lie, I do this all the time, along with the numerous other children in Generation Y who are to lazy to say long words so we just say them together), all while feeding us what we’re rummaging through the internet for. He reveals:

“…resulting in over 50 arrests for drunk and disorderly behavior, and 6 ambulances being called to the venue to take care of the drunks and the drugged.

Holy SHIZ!!!

As if the story couldn't get any crazier, Inspector Mike Coleman, apparently one of the most CHILLAX cops ever, insists the amount of debauchery was "not bad, (for) a full moon and a nice hot night."

No one over fifty would be comfortable with these words, let alone know what they mean or how to translate them. The reason we are fascinated with his language is because it is how we ourselves speak, how we communicate with each other. His choice of words and short stories can often be related to a secret code. Something fun for us to engage in that only a certain age group can understand.

Perez delivers quality with his proof (through his photographs) and descriptions to follow. He is never without a visual, which is the most crucial part! Honestly, would you read a magazine if it didn’t have pictures? We were raised by picture books from the age we could start seeing, and the excitement still occurs years later. He curses. He draws scandalous artwork. He makes his statement and is over it within a matter of ten sentences. He is simply there to give you his point of view, the celebrities’ remarks, and somehow leads readers to agree with him by the end of the statement. He is manipulative but creative. He knows how to create a response with his kooky titles and blatant opinions, which keeps his audience coming back the following day for their “juice.” On an article for Kristin Cavallari, he reveals his disgust with her and the cast of the show without even saying those words. He writes:

 “We say, BLAME KRISTIN CAVALLARI!!! Things were just peachy before that bitch showed up! We know you're with us, Audrina Patridge! Thank goodness you're getting your own show!”

His blogs are a hypnosis and he uses a subliminal messaging with his aggressive words like “blame” and “bitch”. Scandalous? Yes, which is his unique factor and competitive advantage above websites that discuss Hollywood. Legally, they can’t reveal personal views. Legally for Perez- Well, he is his own rulebook. Goodbye conservatism, Hello honesty!

He makes his stories accessible, and just enough for our daily fulfillment. Not too much, not too little. Like a drug influence on an adolescent, it keeps them wanting more. “Just one more time, I promise.” Right? No. So Wrong. Many more times. Once you pop, you can’t stop.  He might not be good for you, but he’s good for your soul. 

The Man, The Legend, The Illiterate Cuban

Everyone starts somewhere. Sorry to break it to the hard-core believers in money one day spurting from your lawn trees, but you cannot be lucky enough to start at the top. Only a select few truly can, and to be honest, it’s probably not you. Whether it’s at the grocery store placing food into plastic and paper bags, brewing complicated coffee orders at the local Starbucks, or cleaning plates as a busboy at a diner while trying to survive off minimum wage, there are the average people who live the average lives amongst many other average people. It’s not glamorous- it’s just what it is. Crazy enough, however, they do survive. Though it seems impossible and outrageous, those minimum wagers do get by, minus the frivolous houses, shiny cars and trendy restaurants. But at what point do you want to desert your dull situation in life and take a risk that could possibly change your life? What if you could fast forward to a few years from now and see what it would be like to quit your job and take a new path? Not saying you should strive to become the next Picasso with your 'art' or the infamous Speidi– As information that would come from the soon-to-be-invented book “Celebrity Drama for Dummies”, Speidi is the equivalent of Spencer and Heidi Montag: the two people in Hollywood who became famous for, well, we’re not exactly sure why. We tend to believe it's because of “The Hills”, where uninteresting couplets of idiots argue about insignificant matters that to some are quite dramatic catastrophes. Regardless, would you try something new in search of a more elegant, stable, notable life?

When the tough gets going, people don’t want to deal with the tough and bail. Normally this is not the way to handle a situation as a mature adult. Leaving your current situation for an easier outlet is always seen as an unconventional, dangerous path that usually results in a moneyless situation and a bottomless pit of no answers nor back-up insurance plans. The genie swirling out of a magic lamp granting three wishes only happens in the magical world of Disney. Which isn’t real. So you should get rid of that idea and stop watching Aladdin if you’re over twelve years old. Either way, this idea of fast-forwarding like a television remote is not possible. Which is why not many people take these types of risks. It’s like gambling in a casino slot machine where the odds are built to be against you. It’s just too risky. On the other hand, there are some people that have faith and take the leap. And for even fewer people, the leap turns out to be the million-dollar jackpot.

One man gave it all up for a shot at victory. He had courage and endured such strife as a gay student, activist, and publisher trying to make a buck and make a difference in East Coast publications. However, one day it turned out to be a dream come true. Not to be so cliché, but for him, his dream was appearing before his eyes on the computer screen. His name is Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., born and raised in Miami with Cuban parents and a lot to learn. He was taught English once he attended school as an adolescent, attended NYU, and within years became a noted celebrity reporter for his first website “PageSixSixSix.com”. He was the Michelangelo of celebrity blogging which is what made him unique. Though he dealt with accusations of illegal posts, copyright infringement and false information for his latter website, he is still claimed to be one of the greatest celebrity bloggers of our era. According to ratings in April 2009, his website has been ranked the 491st “most trafficked website on the internet”, while achieving 143rd in the United States. Now you may be thinking to yourself, “Who is this Cuban-American with a top-ranked blog?” It’s probably because he doesn’t even refer to himself as Mario. His name to the world is Perez Hilton, and he is legendary in the world wide web of celebrity news, negative coverage, personal doodling, pictures of glamour, pictures of shame, and a man with the theme “say all and hide nothing”. He is the queen of the celebrity blogosphere, his success rooting from his talkativeness and a bright, open spirit. He left his BFA in drama at NYU, and like the googly-eyed youth craving Hollywood, he left Miami and New York for the beautiful lights of Los Angeles. He went from media relations assistant for the GLAAD rights organization to managing editor for gay men’s magazine “Instinct”, and it only took him a few years before he put an end to continuous writing under others’ demands and started writing for the world. Perez Hilton wanted to mingle with the celebrity culture, and after becoming a small part of the L.A. scene, he found this was the easiest way to do so. His style is mature yet a tad childish in an entertaining way, as he speaks his thoughts and draws pictures on the photographs he posts. What makes his website enticing is that it is quick, interesting information, as he updates every twenty to thirty minutes, simultaneously adding his personality and pizzazz with doodles. His captions and posts are imperfect, which is what draws readers to him. Perez’s personality shines through as he uses exclamation marks, question marks, capitalization in random area, and curse words. It is truly as if he is writing a text message to a good friend about a recent scandal between close friends. In a peculiar way, celebrities indirectly have become his friends, and he embodies their actions like a reporter for a news station. Only this news is based on spicier buzz, and you know he’ll be writing when the most recent scandal hits the streets.

Truly, he reaches out to all types of people with his quirky and eccentric attitude, which is the style of writing I like to assimilate when creating my computer generated journal. His website wouldn’t be ranked so high if his originality was recycled. There are those who might secretly spy on his blog creation, or bookmark it for their daily news, and this can be demonstrated through the records of 8.82 million page views in a 24-hour period two years ago in July 2007. The comments in response range from five to two hundred or more for every picture with attached caption, demonstrating the reactions he creates. An example of his diction and style can truly be depicted through recent posts regarding his most entertaining actress to discuss (in the harshest way possible), Lindsay Lohan. He reports a picture of her as she is sitting in the back of a car while being chauffeured around Beverly Hills, yet reportedly hits a paparazzi leading to yet another dramatic case involving “LOLhan.” The hilarity of his posts is the sarcasm, such as “high as a kite,” yet uses the tool ‘strikethrough’ as if he was writing with a pencil. This technique allows you to see his perspective and thoughts while remaining politically correct and not making accusations that could potentially be false. Another intriguing addition is his personalized rating system. When reporting on the big winners of the music industry for the collective 2009, he not only gives realistic information on albums sold and chart records, but creates categories for “Hits and Misses” such as ‘Blockbuster’, ‘Big Hits’, ‘Disappointing’ and ‘Bombs’. What truly captivates the youth is that these ratings are only thoughts, never to be announced in other sources of media. There would never be an existing category at the Grammy’s titled “Terrible Music Award.” This is why his edginess and ability to speak freely allure those who also enjoy criticism and want someone to have a compatible thought process.

He has many fans, and so little time to react, write, and draw before competing news outlets. He catches tigers that escape the circus immediately and delivers the who, what, where, when and why within a matter of minutes. After, he might release them, or he may just take a picture and doodle away to ensure humiliation. Thank you, Perez Hilton, for making us laugh when we think our lives are often times an utter embarrassment. At least we know you won’t report it to the media.

I am a Tiger, This is my Rawr.

Hello to all of you, to the people who are interested in the daily lives of those who hold such high regard in our society, to the celebrity stalkers, to those who are thoroughly bored of dull newspapers with lame ads and paragraphs on end focusing on a recent political debate, and to those of you who type away on their laptops every few hours flipping through websites and magazines for the most recent updates and analysis in TMZ, D-listed, Access Hollywood, and InTouch Magazine, and absorb the wave of information like you just inhaled the perfection and deliciousness of a Sprinkles cupcake (if you're from LA, you should be well aware of what I'm referring to). To many, websites of insane breakups and makeups, latest news and scandalous stories satisfy the cravings for the mind. Some of you may think this blog is about the most recent celebridrama filled with lies, dishonesty, abuse, and death- And, well, it is. However, it is also here to give a more intellectual analysis and discuss certain effects that fame has on the youth and the adults in the scene, and the results that ensue. For better or worse, regardless, I love providing you with the information. Many of the future posts are to keep your innocent minds aware of the out of control spins of celebrity lifestyles, and remind you that the grass is not always greener, cleaner, prettier or safer on the other side.

The past few years have demonstrated society’s view of those who are constantly photographed, analyzed, criticized, discussed, scrutinized. The simplest things can drive people to purchase tabloids or immediately jump onto the internet to research, simply to read about the latest occurrences of the ones who are the hunted. The paparazzi are the prey, and the ones in the limelight are the fortunate victims incapable of scurrying into the dark. If a tiger escaped Cirque de Soleil, what do you suppose would happen? Well, it would most likely run as far as possible until it had nowhere to go. It would speedily race out into the forest to try to recapture life in its natural habitat and live as an animal should. In fear of its dreadful, past experience, trapped in an existence where eyes are constantly watching, it would attempt to escape the puppet lifestyle it lives by and find the place it can breathe without analysis or manipulation. Under the controlling spotlight, actors, political figures and athletes can’t flinch in the wrong direction without a photograph and an assumption to follow. Life in the spotlight isn’t as glamorous as we all think. There’s nowhere for them to go, to disappear to out of the societal eye of judgment and hate, and no way to escape the light that shines so harshly upon them.

To start off this enjoyable adventure of five months, I would like to say a few things to preface my point of view for this blog. No, I do not always agree with the situations that happen, that I’m sure many (if not all of you) know a sliver about. Don’t pretend you haven’t been wondering what truly happened between locked doors, or shall I say fifteen locked doors, in November with professional golfer, Mr. Woods. I try to give an unbiased view now and then, yet I’ll most likely result to just giving my honest opinion. If a President cheats on his wife, I'm pretty sure I’m not going to tell you as my audience that he did so respectfully and honor him as a leader. If a C-list actress gets a DUI after noticeable drug use at a club for an age bracket far above her own, you can bet I will definitely say she’s simply an idiot.

Metaphorically speaking, the disobedient tiger can escape the circus, run into the forest, and convince itself it will go unnoticed. It truly believes no one will come running after it. The tiger feels invincible of consequence. Once it’s caught, who’s to blame? The circus for its taunting actions, or the escapee who collapsed under the pressure? Like the tiger, celebrities tend to violate the unwritten rules because of the constant pressure to perform, act, and live according to role model values. Many tend to follow suit, while others ride in the fast lane, breaking the law and tearing down the city one DUI at a time. There’s only so far the tiger can run into the woods before it gets caught….